welcome to the FEMINIST CULT, today we’ll talk about terrifying topics such as BEING NICE TO YOURSELF and PROPER SEX EDUCATION
people keep gushing over female character designs that “show that you can still kick ass and be feminine and cute!!!” yea ok we all get it now show me a female character whos design doesn’t prioritize making her attractive
I don’t really have much to add. It’s all about the designer’s priorities.
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
1. “I CAN’T GET NO SLEEP” - From the trip to Florida and back, I think I got about 3 hours worth of sleep. Reason being? I have a fear of sleeping on transportation. I tried to relax, but for some reason, I couldn’t bring myself to sleep. Hypnophobia and anxiety are not a good mix.
2. Horrible Sleeping Conditions - I was sleeping in the middle between two people in a small car. It was very uncomfortable and had terrible back and shoulder pain. My aunt had me sleep on her shoulder, though. It probably looked really cute. ^.^
3. Night Travel - My brother (Whom I’ll call Brother Derp I) complained that he didn’t like traveling at night because we can’t see the views outside. And I had to agree with him. I wanted to see what Florida looked like. But since my aunt and uncle were late, we had to travel at night. All those views we could’ve seen, darkened. Only lit by dull moonlight and artificial neon lights of nearby establishments.
4. PERMS + HUMIDITY = BLACK GIRLS’ WORST NIGHTMARE -
It took 3 hOURS TO DO!
4. I had to stay in a hot car for most of the time. It was August. I was smelly ,sweaty and bored.
5. We stayed there for a day. I repeat - A DAY!! - I finally see my birthplace after a decade and a half and we stay for a DAY?! In a toaster oven of a car? Message received, Universe, you hate me.